Pokemon Randomizer Tag

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Tagged by :iconcrystalwolf953:! I hope this will be as entertaining as I imagine. ;u;


Here's the Randomizer:
randompokemon.com
Instructions:
Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
Set Generate to: '1'
Tag one or more friends when you're done.


1. This Pokémon is your best friend:

Oh sweet, I skipped the stage of hanging with the cool kids right to having the embodiment of thunder and lightning as my bro.

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:

I think I'm good with my current job. :c

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:

YES I got one with HANDS, that was the only hope I had for this meme! Tiny hands, but still!

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:

I guess I will be strangled. That's a long and painful death. :c

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:

She seems chill!

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:

Welp. At least he's cute and squishy.

7. This Pokémon is your ex:

Yeah I guess that comment about fly swats after he had knocked all the stuff from my shelves once again was uncalled for.

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:

He doesn't fit through any doors, so he can't follow really closely. Could be worse. D:

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:

Can I have 20 :la:

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:

But how did it reach up the table?? It can have more cheesecake if I can record it next time. For science!

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:

It's a fish. It can't survive in my bed. I stepped on a dead fish on the beach once. This is much, much worse. ono

12. This Pokémon punched your mom:

I don't want my mom to be punched by a Tauros, however it would do that. :c

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:

My shoes are not sufficient armor to patch your physcial defense so you might as well leave them here.

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:

Why don't you just go and confront me with ALL MY REGRETS EVER while you're at it. There are a million Pokémon and it picks one of the two I can never keep alive in a Nuzlocke. Bunny Emoji-73 (Tears) [V4] 

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:


Yesss sssnakessss are cool. ouo

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:

I will grow up to be Miror B! My life has a purpose! :la:

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:


This kind of pet is even allowed in the lease contract. Sweet. : D

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:

At least I can trust its expert knowledge of narcotics? :saddummy:

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:

It doesn't seem very traumatizing, so why can't I remember?

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

I swear if I survive I'm sueing the estate agent holy shit

21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:

This is very bad news for my self esteem you know ._.

22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:

WHOA OKAY this is the jackpot it will never let me die because then its peers will make fun of it

23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:

No hands. :c But I promise we can make this work, cutie!

24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:

Well if this was my first Pokémon encounter ever, I must have survived somehow, so maybe I'll also get away from the one in the new house. Is there therapy for this?

25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:

Guys I found this Pokémon's secret talent! It doesn't even hold a grudge against me for being boxed forever every time!

26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:

So you're the one who sent the Dratini. Pretty sure you could have done it yourself, huh?

27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:


But why. They won't fit.

28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:


It wants to try being every type and TMs are expensive, I guess. Also, I'm scared to ask for the money back. :c

29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:

Hands! With thumbs! I have found a worthy opponent.

30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:

I was tempted to cheat and put another Scizor here, but this should work. Everyone who does this gets a hug from Flaaffy! : D

But I don't tag anyone specifically because this thing is kinda silly and I'm tired and I'm gonna do yet another tag later or tomorrow haha
Feel free to steal!

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haha nice Guardian angel